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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisp - Is This Love At First Sight Lyrics

(Johnny)
It's the strangest feeling
Now I've seen her, I could never let her go
Is this love at first sight
Or just that dodgey egg mayo roll
She's making me feel sick
I feel like I've shit a hundred bricks
Is this love at first sight
Or is it just, too much Heineken

I've been watching her all night
Don't even know the colour of her eyes
Is this love at first sight
Or lust, cos I could tell you her bra size

Her bra size
Tell you her bra size
Her bra size

Well I think we could be together
I think my face could be her chair
Cos I'm not fussy whatsoever
And she's not wearing any underwear

I wish she'd come and touch me
Get naked and get off her rocks
Is this love at first sight
I'll let you know when I see her dirt box

(Donna - spoken)
Right come on this calls for an urgent toilet meeting

(Johnny)
Is this love at first sight
Now I've seen her
I could never let her go



Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisp lyrics