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Mc Lars - Internet Relationships Lyrics

internet relationships are not real you'll heart people steal but identites conseal..
so heres a tale of warning for girls and boys..
Laptop Computers can be dangerous toys..


Darl: In the chat room i inspect whos here tonight ASL check!
Carol: im a 20/f from the UK send me an IM and ill make ya day!
Darl: im 22 and my name is darl!
Carol: nice to meet you darl my name is carol!
Darl: what do you like Carol?
Carol: i like to go to shows i collect comic books and vintage clothes what do you like?
Darl: i like to skate i play rock guitar but im not that great.. i live in San Fransisco and hang out on the Heyte!
Carol: do you like the golden gate??
Darl: i did when i was eight!
Carol: maybee i should come and visit!
Darl: really u should wait! see im really 47 i have kids and a wife i weigh 300 pounds and i hate my life!
Carol: ARE YOU SERIOUS!
Darl: Yes!
Carol: well ive got a secret to! im not 20 im really 32... i only have 1 leg and i like to sniff glue...
Darl: YOU LIED TO ME CAROL!
Carol: well you lied to me too!


its not normal to have a internet girlfriend... online relationships are just PRETEND! un-plug your heart upgrade your system..
Get get off the internet!

Bob went on myspace for hours a day... talking to girls from Moscow to LA but people can suprise you from behind the screen listen to this verse and you'll see what i mean..

Suzie: Hi im suzie i like your profile i checked out your pics and i like your style!
Bob: sounds good suzie ill be your friend we can write eachother AGEN AND AGEN!
Suzie: Comment on my pics and post on my page join my groups and GUESS MY AGE!
Bob: you must be 18 how could u not you cant be in High school your JUST TO HOT!
Suzie: let me send you pics for your personal collection i hope they inspire you and give you a smile!

Suzie sent (&(7 pics that were borderline obsine cops showed up at his door she wos only 16...

[Corus]

if you dont belive us heres a final story about a guy name Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie behind the moniter truth is in from your eyes marcus didn't know it but he was in for a suprise!

Marcus: weve been dating for a while but lets cut to the chase i dont kno wot u look lyk and i wnna see your face
Lorie: But what does it matter you kno who i am inside!
Marcus: but if your not a woman then this whole time you lied!
Lorie: you got me there but im not really a female but a guy hu pretends to be a girl for email!

SO THIS IS WHY ITS BAD TO MEET WOMEN ONLINE BEING BEHIND THE SCREEN IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!!

Cheeeck!

Online Relationships

Internet Girlll ..

Online Relationships..


FRESH!



Its not normal to have a internet girlfriend [ITS NOT NORMAL]
Online relationships are just pretend

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Produced By Danni Babes



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Songwriters: ANDREW R. NIELSEN, OLI HORTON, PINEY GIR, STEVE DAWSON