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Eminem - The Kiss (skit) Lyrics

{*some lines between characters merge into each other*}

{Hip hop tune plays on car radio}

[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch
I'm gonna kill her
I'm going to fuckin' jail
'Cause I'm gonna kill, this bitch
[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know
[Eminem] What?
[Gary] I got a real, really bad feelin' about this
[Eminem] Man, would you shut the fuck up Gary?
You've always got a bad feeling man
That's her car right there. Just park
[Gary] Alright, just let me park. I'm parking!
[Eminem] Fuckin', turn the car off dog

{Car stops, Hip hop tune stops, handbrake is applied}

[Gary] Alright
[Eminem] Alright, we wait
[Gary] We wait for what?
[Eminem] We wait until she comes out.
Then I'm gonna fuckin' kill her
[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody
[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog
[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?
[Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty
[Gary] Man, don't point that shit at me!
[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look!
[Gary] Dude!
[Eminem] [laughs]
[Gary] God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit
[Eminem] Yeah but it's funny as fuck
[Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear
[Eminem] It get's you every time

{Pause, then dramatic music kicks in}

[Eminem] Is that her?
[Gary] Where?
[Eminem] Right there motherfucker
[Gary] [sighs]
Yeah, fuck
[Eminem] Alright, get up, get up
[Gary] Here we go again
[Eminem] Get down!
[Gary] What the fuck?
Do you want me to do get under the car?
[Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with?
[Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know?
You told me to duck down
[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer
Did she just kiss him?
[Gary] I don't think so.
[Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him
[Gary] No, she didn't!
[Eminem] She's kissing him dog!
[Gary] No she's not...oh shit
[Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker!
[Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!

{Running footsteps}



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