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Oh as I came home on a monday night

Drunk as drunk can be

I saw a horse outside the door

Where my old horse should be

Well I called me wife and I said to her

Can you kindly tell to me

Who owns that horse

Where my old horse should be

Well you're drunk you're drunk

you silly old fool

And now you cannot see

Well that's the lovely saddle that mother sent to me

Well as many a day I traveled

A hundred miles or more

But a saddle on a saddle

I sure never saw before

And as I come home on a Tuesday night

As drunk as drunk can be

I saw a coat upon the door

Where my old coat should be

So I called e wife and I says to her

Can you kindly tell to me

Who owns that coat upon that door

Where my old coat should be

Well you're drunk you're drunk

You silly old fool

And now you cannot see

Well that's the lovely blanket

That me mother sent to me

Well as many a day I traveled

A hundred miles or more

But buttons on a blanket

Sure I never saw before

And as I come home on a Wednesday night

As drunk as drunk can be

I saw a pipe upon the chair

Where my old pipe should be

So I called me wife and I says to her

Can you kindly tell to me

Who owns that pipe upon the chair

Where my old pipe should be

Well you're drunk you're drunk

You silly old fool

And now you cannot see

That's the lovely tin whistle

That my mother sent to me

Well as many a day I traveled

A hundred miles or more

But tobacco in a tin whistle

Sure I never saw before

And as I come home on a thursday night

As drunk as drunk can be

I saw some boots beneath the bed

Where my old boots should be

So I called me wife and I says to her

Can you kindly tell to me

Who owns them boots beneath the bed

Where my old boots should be

Well you're drunk you're drunk

You silly old fool and now you cannot see

They're two lovely geranium pots me mother sent to me

Well as many the day I traveled

A hundred miles or more

But laces on geranium pots

I never saw before

And as I came home on a friday night

As drunk as drunk can be

I saw ahead with you in bed

Where my old head should be

So I called me wife and I says to her

Can you kindly tell to me

Who owns that head with you in bed

Where my old head should be

Well you're drunk you're drunk

You silly old fool

And now you cannot see

That's the baby boy that me mother sent to me

Well as many the day I traveled

A hundred miles or more

But a baby boy with his whiskers on I never saw before

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