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Soundtrack Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street

PIRELLI (sung)
I am Adolfo Pirelli
Da king of da barbers
Da barber of kings
E Buon Giorno, good day
I blow you a kiss
And I, da so famous Pirelli
I wisha to knowa who hasa the nervea to say
My elixir is piss!
Who says this?
TODD (spoken)
I do. Im Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirellis Elixir and I say to you, it is nothing but
an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings, yet I wager that I can shave a
cheek with ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank.
PIRELLI (spoken)
You hear dis foolish man? Now please you will see how he will regret his folly!
TODD (spoken)
Whos for a free shave? Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
BAMFORD (spoken)
Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours! The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!
PIRELLI (sung)
Now signorini, signori
We mixa da lather
But firsta you gather
Around signorini, signori
You looking a man
Who hada da glory
To shavea da pope
Misterr Sweeney, whoever
I bega da pardon
Youll probably saya it was only a cardinal
Nope!
It wasa da pope!
To shavea da face
To cuta da hair
Require a grace
Require da flare
For ifa you slip
You nick da skin
You clipa da chin
You ripa da lip a bit beyonda repair

To shavea da face
Or even a part
Widout ita smart
Require da heart
Not justa da flash
It takea Panash
It takea da passion for da art
To shavea da face
To trima da beard
To makea da bristle
Clean like a whistle
Dis is from early infancy
Da talent give to me by God
It takea da skill
It takea da brains
It takea da will
To takea da pains
It takea da pace
It takea da grace
BAMFORD (spoken)
The winneris Todd!
Thanks to Toni for lyrics
Thanks to Requiem Bell for corrections



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