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Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher
Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so
far,
I see you've met my assistant, Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But, I assure you, he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me Master
And he has a way of finding pretty
things,
And bringing them to me, oh

I'm so into you,
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You see, the voices that control me
From inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you... yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey
monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't
like it,
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a
pony
Making a gift for you, oh

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You see, the voices that control me
From inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you... yet.

Picture the two of us alone
Inside my golden submarine
While, up above the waves
My Doomsday Squad ignites
The atmosphere
And all the fools
Who lead their foolish lives
May find it quite... explosive.
But it won't mean half as much to me
If I don't have you here.

No, it isn't easy living here on
Skullcrusher Mountain
So maybe you could cut me just a little
slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
So maybe you should stay and have
another drink
And think about me and you, oh

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You see, the voices that control me
From inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you... yet
I shouldn't kill you... yet
I shouldn't kill you... yet.

Many thanks to Max for these LyricZZ

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