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I've just come back from the youth club
Mum and Dad are watching telly
But I'm all alone in my bedroom
Yeah

At the youth club I was dancing
In the disco with my girlfriend, Sharon Smedley
Yes I was

But then she went to the toilet
And after ten minutes she still hadn't come back
So I went outside and there she was
With Colin Cooper

By the mopeds they were snogging
They didn't notice that I was there
Or that it was raining
Yeah

I went back inside and got my coat
And said goodbye to my mates
And then I started walking to the bus stop

The rain was falling and I was crying
I didn't hear her footsteps behind me
It was Sharon looking guilty
As well she might

She said, "Let me explain, John."
I said, "There's nothing to explain, Sharon."
She said, "I think there is, John."
I said, "No there isn't, Sharon
And anyway my bus is here
So you can go back to Colin now."

"Listen," she pleaded, "I don't fancy him.
I was just giving him a birthday kiss."
And I said, "Oh yeah
For ten minutes
In the rain
I don't believe you.
And anyway it's not even his birthday."
Neh

"Oh, how could you, Sharon
Just cos he gets more than me on the dole?"
And she said, "Don't be daft."
But it was too late
My bus had come
So I got on it

Goodbye Sharon
You kissed Colin so I can't go out with you any more
Oh no
And you lied to me
And I can't go out with a girl who tells lies
Oh no
Goodbye Sharon
Go on back to Colin
See if I care
I don't care one little bit
I don't give a monkey's
Anyway, me Gran didn't like you
She said you were dead common
Yeah ok

So here I am
All alone
In my bedroom
With my chips
Feeling sad

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