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Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my peepee go
Doing doing doing

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my peepee go
Doing doing doing

Verse 1
The way she moves she's like a belly danca
She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jamsa
I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying freeze.

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done
Not till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mister officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B
I sing song, it go ring a chong
A Ching chong chong chong ching
Syke, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my peepee go
Doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin
Nick, I've never seen a ass like "THAT"
Everytime I see that show on MTV my slinky goes
Doing doing doing

Verse 2
MaryKate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older and startin to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze...Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away my zipper's zip
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see MaryKate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman
This movie's P.G, mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free,yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He's too busy, I am Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
cuz there's a puppet on my hand hahahaaaaa

Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my peepee go
Doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I've never seen a butt like "THAT"
Maybe next year I'll say ass
And she'll make my slinky go
Doing doing doing

Verse 3
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out you Bozo,
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze... Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word 'bee bee'
bee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast I think I just saw a teat!
Syke, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid!
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get down

Hook n Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my peepee go
Doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani,will you peepee on me please?
I've never seen a ass like "THAT"
Cuz the way you move it
you make my slinky go
Doing doing doing

DR. DRE
FUCK is wrong with you?

(eminem)
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Copyright: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group

Songwriters: YOUNG, ANDRE / POPE, CHE / MATHERS, MARSHALL / ELIZONDO, MICHAEL / BATSON, MARK